This morning, while I was cleaning the living room, my older sister called me into the office and asked me if I recognized the phone number that had just sent a text to our shared phone. She thought it was a Montana #, and since she doesn't have any friends up there, but I do, figured it would be for me. I didn't know it, and the following conversation took place. In italics are the replies I wanted to give, in bold are the replies that I gave because I decided to be polite.
I love you!
Well, depending on who you are, I might NOT love you!
Is this someone I know?
Gravedigger? Is this one of my blind dates? I don't remember any of my blind dates being gravediggers.
You have the wrong number.
I have no clue what you're talking about.
At this point, I looked up the area code, saw it wasn't from Montana....and we both realized who it actually was....about 5 seconds before the reply came in. Sister grabbed the phone and replied.
It's ME, you twit. New phone remember?
YES, I JUST FIGURED THAT OUT. I WAS BUSY AND THAT^ WAS E. etc. etc. etc.
She is currently laughing herself silly over this.
Same that was too good XD
It was totally hilarious and I am still laughing!!! It was sooooooooooooo much fun!!! It totally made our day!!
And yes, I had their permission to post this story.
Also, for those of you wondering, I have never been on a blind date in my life. But I was feeling like being a pain....and this person would probably never know that I hadn't.